Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn’t funny. It’s a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it’s not a surprise anymore.
The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.
I think I have always had a little humor.
” My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked. How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?”
The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.