“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea
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“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
“Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.
How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?”
“The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
“The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.