“ When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles…
…they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.
“ From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!
“ I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass.
“ There’s no limit to how much you’ll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.
“ Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
“ It is fun to have fun, but you have to know how.
” If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good.
“Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
“What’s that?” he asked, when I stood beside him again.
Halos, I said with a grin. For heavenly creatures like us.
That might be a stretch.
“Her voice was now so shrill only bats would be able to hear it soon, but she had reached a level of indignation that rendered her temporarily speechless.