Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
I want to be an artist, not… a celluloid aphrodisiac.
When you’ve written 10 books and have six on the New York Times best-seller list – and four have been No. 1 – I think you have a right to be a member of Congress.
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
And will you succeed? Yes you will indeed! (98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)
I have a great relationship with the Mexican people.
I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.
To do a great right do a little wrong.
Whenever I want to laugh, I read a wonderful book, ‘Children’s Letters to God.’ You can open it anywhere. One I read recently said, ‘Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.’
I don’t digest things with my mind.