“A book is a gift you can open again and again.
Garrison Keillor Garrison
“I hear a little firecracker go off when you come up with a good rhyme.
“I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days.
“The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.
“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
“A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.